Thursday, February 14, 2013

Club em in the head with a hatchet?

The bastard son of Dan Cortez and Pauly Shore?

Thursday, January 10, 2013

Current Events

Since I'm fairly convinced that the only folks who visit Torsville are my two friends in Scotland, I've decided to post for them in particular. And since the current discussion lately in US news is gun ownership liberty and if it's a "bad thing"'s a fun video I found!

Sunday, January 06, 2013

The Grey

If you haven't seen that Liam Neeson flick The need to.

Sunday, December 16, 2012

The Beat!

The Beat...which later became The English Beat playing Smokey Robinson. 

Dig that...Beat!

Friday, December 14, 2012

Michael Page Art

I know he's a famous artist and all but...this is the sick shit I know him for.

First is an oldie but goodie I've had for around 10 years or so...

Mike just sent me this one. Must be what happens when you live in that cesspool they call San Francisco for too long. Not that Long Beach is any better. Maybe someday both cities will get drunk, high and buttfuck each other after an art show collaboration and die of Instant AIDS while I'm out of town. 

That's as creative as I get. 

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Andy's Drawerings....Part 3!


Monday, December 10, 2012

Andy's Drawings....Part 2

Another gem from my frickin' hero. 

This stuff keeps me laughing for hours. 

Sunday, December 09, 2012

Andy's drawings...part 1

I recently found a pile(pun intended) of drawings Andy did many moons(again!) ago so I figure I'll post em one at a time. 


Friday, May 04, 2012

Jeepin' 1967

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Andy's letter...

I received a phone call last weekend from my good pals Andy and Kelli in Scotland. I haven't seen them in years. It seems they're doing well and have a little baby boy on the way and I'm almost positive it will be named after me in some way. 

Since I know they're one of the only readers of Torsville I figured I post this letter I recently found in an old box of photos. Andy must have sent me this while he was in Switzerland which I'm guessing was around 10 or 11 years ago, maybe longer. 

This letter is just a first of several old drawings I found that I plan on sharing. 

Monday, April 09, 2012

Breaker Breaker...

CB Hustlers is a shitty old movie about a pimp in a custom van and some hookers that work the truck stops. It's full of great lines like, "Call up Hot Box 2 and tell the girls to comb it out and put some smell-um on."

While searching for the poster I found that you can actually watch the entire flick on youtube so...ENJOY!

Tuesday, March 20, 2012


Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Candy Barr

Sunday, February 05, 2012

Monday, January 16, 2012

Monday, December 19, 2011

Merry Christmas Ryan..

My mom went to a Dennis Miller show the other night and this morning I got this video in my email.

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Holiday Family Photos

Stole these from some other site.

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Monday, December 12, 2011


Friday, December 09, 2011

The Seven-Ups


Thursday, December 08, 2011

Lesley Gore on Shindig


Monday, December 05, 2011

48 Hours.

Possibly one of the funniest movies ever. Nick Nolte at his finest.

Friday, December 02, 2011

Occupy my balls.

Adam Corolla's perspective on the Occupy Wall Street generation or whatever it's called.

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Manny "Munya" Horvitz

William Forsythe has been one of my favorite actors since I first saw Out For Justice as a kid. Now he's playing Manny Horvitz on Boardwalk Empire and I'm hooked.

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Only Andy...

can write a postcard like this.

Saturday, November 26, 2011

You go girl.

Thursday, November 24, 2011


Happy Birthday To Me!

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Smokey Robinson...

...and the Miracles!

They don't make these like they used to either.

Monday, November 21, 2011


Someone made this tribute to a movie I grew up watching. So Rad!

Saturday, November 19, 2011


Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Friday, September 30, 2011

Saturday, July 09, 2011

Friday, July 08, 2011

June 1969.

Wednesday, July 06, 2011

Let's Go Out

The food that kept your grandparents alive for a hundred years.

Monday, July 04, 2011

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Jesus Juice

I ran into a buddy at Irvine Lake wearing this t-shirt.

Monday, June 27, 2011

Campin' on the river...

Polish'n off the 24 hour slow cooked pot roast.

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Peter Falk is dead.

Starred in one of my all time favorite movies, Wings Of Desire. Also Cookie.

Thursday, June 23, 2011

July 1974.

Friday, June 17, 2011

Subtle Beauty

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Days Gone By