Friday, December 31, 2010


Thursday, December 30, 2010


I don't know a damn thing nor do I care about today's video games. My gaming days ended around 1991 with Turbo Grafx 16 and Splatterhouse, the first with a Parental Advisory sticker. While you and Mario were swimmin' through the shitpipes collecting pennies, I was kicking ass in an evil fucking nightmare.

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Nice Beaver.

Tuesday, December 28, 2010


Monday, December 27, 2010

Zip line!

Zippin' through some blue agave before it's turned to tequila someplace an hour outside of Mazatlan.

Friday, December 24, 2010

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Wednesday, December 22, 2010


It doesn't get better.

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Neil Sedaka

Thursday, December 02, 2010

Beach Brawl

Monday, November 29, 2010

Friday, October 22, 2010

Hallows Even

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Rutger Hauer

He hasn't kicked this much ass since Blind Fury.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Hawaiian Breakfast Jew

My new morning brew. The Hawaiian Breakfast Jew.

What you'll need:
Hebrew National Hot Dogs(original, not reduced fat)
Large Eggs
Shredded cheese
Salt n' Pepper

Grill(bbq) hotdog or fry in pan with butter. Fry egg in butter until over medium. Salt n' pepper egg while in pan after the flip. Open hotdog bun and place in buttery pan until golden brown on outside. Once cooked, place dog on top of egg in bun and add cheese. Serve with rice, grapes and pineapple.

For a "Guilty" Hawaiian Breakfast Jew, wrap dog in bacon. Enjoy!

Tuesday, September 21, 2010


Friday, August 27, 2010

She runs!

After a year long restoration of my 43 year old boat, I finally took her out for the maiden voyage. Broke in the fresh motor, worked out some minor bugs and all went well. What a blast!

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Tuesday, August 03, 2010

The Troggs.

Friday, July 16, 2010


I don't remember when I laughed so hard. This llama had me rolling! At one point a mexican told the llama that he needed to brush his teeth. Then, I swear I read the llama's lips as he mouthed back at the mexican, "Llamas don't brush their teeth. You need to wash your entire family."

Sunday, March 07, 2010

Missing In Action.

Fire Academy. Me and my cousin Collin. First two volunteers through the confined space maze. This photo was taken in late Jan/early Feb. I don't even have a subtle smirk right now. When I get out of here in April, brace for impact. Need a little time off for bad behavior.